1 00:00:02,034 --> 00:00:05,758 Sabrina, what took you so long? 2 00:00:05,827 --> 00:00:07,586 I fought a family for this booth. 3 00:00:07,655 --> 00:00:09,413 I stood by my locker for 20 minutes 4 00:00:09,482 --> 00:00:11,551 waiting for Harvey, but then he decided 5 00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:13,458 to hang out with the guys at that stupid garage. 6 00:00:13,482 --> 00:00:17,379 We'’ve been ditched for loud things that go fast. 7 00:00:17,448 --> 00:00:19,320 What do you think guys talk about when we'’re not around? 8 00:00:19,344 --> 00:00:20,275 Girls? 9 00:00:20,344 --> 00:00:21,655 Guts. 10 00:00:21,724 --> 00:00:23,413 Guts are way grosser than pus. 11 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:24,586 Oh, no way, dude. 12 00:00:24,655 --> 00:00:27,000 What'’s going to make you yack in a movie... 13 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:29,379 A few measly guts or a geyser of pus? 14 00:00:29,448 --> 00:00:30,517 Ooh. 15 00:00:30,586 --> 00:00:32,448 All right, but generally speaking, 16 00:00:32,517 --> 00:00:33,793 guts include pus. 17 00:00:33,862 --> 00:00:34,862 [ Chuckling] 18 00:00:51,068 --> 00:00:54,000 To be or not to be... 19 00:00:54,068 --> 00:00:55,517 [ Buzzing] 20 00:00:58,620 --> 00:00:59,620 [ All chuckling] 21 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:03,655 Hey, guys. The slicery was dead 22 00:01:03,724 --> 00:01:05,413 so we thought we'’d hang here. 23 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:06,482 Free country. 24 00:01:06,517 --> 00:01:08,137 So, how'’s the car coming along? 25 00:01:08,206 --> 00:01:09,517 We'’re just having trouble 26 00:01:09,586 --> 00:01:11,206 getting it to, you know, start. 27 00:01:11,275 --> 00:01:12,793 Are you using the right key? 28 00:01:12,862 --> 00:01:15,310 Because that'’s messed me up before. 29 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:18,068 My aunt Zelda just got her alternator replaced. 30 00:01:18,137 --> 00:01:19,655 Maybe it'’s the alternator. 31 00:01:19,724 --> 00:01:21,586 No! 32 00:01:21,655 --> 00:01:23,344 Well, it sure looksrad. 33 00:01:23,413 --> 00:01:24,689 Yeah, you Don'’t see 34 00:01:24,758 --> 00:01:26,413 too many lowriders in westbridge. 35 00:01:26,482 --> 00:01:27,724 What does it do exactly? 36 00:01:27,793 --> 00:01:29,724 Rides real low. 37 00:01:29,793 --> 00:01:31,034 Fascinating. 38 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:35,206 Well, see you. 39 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:38,931 Let'’s never do that again. 40 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,137 Sabrina: Salem, what do boys talk about 41 00:01:41,206 --> 00:01:44,000 when the girls aren'’t around? 42 00:01:44,068 --> 00:01:45,310 Boys or boy cats? 43 00:01:45,379 --> 00:01:46,793 Is there a difference? 44 00:01:46,862 --> 00:01:47,862 Not really. 45 00:01:47,931 --> 00:01:50,793 Cats might be a tad more political. 46 00:01:50,862 --> 00:01:52,931 Sabrina, when the womenfolk aren'’t around, 47 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,413 men can relax and open up about the big stuff. 48 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:56,689 What big stuff? 49 00:01:56,758 --> 00:01:59,000 Sorry, but in the words of the immortal bard: 50 00:01:59,068 --> 00:02:01,034 "That'’s for me to know and for you 51 00:02:01,103 --> 00:02:04,034 to stay up nights boohooing '’cause you'’ll never find out." 52 00:02:04,103 --> 00:02:05,034 Men! 53 00:02:05,103 --> 00:02:06,758 Women! Cats! 54 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:07,896 [ Sighs] 55 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,310 [ Phone rings] 56 00:02:10,379 --> 00:02:13,344 Hilda: I got it! 57 00:02:13,413 --> 00:02:14,413 Hello? 58 00:02:14,482 --> 00:02:16,000 Yes, it is. 59 00:02:16,068 --> 00:02:17,965 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 60 00:02:18,034 --> 00:02:19,310 Uh-huh. 61 00:02:19,379 --> 00:02:20,551 No! 62 00:02:22,413 --> 00:02:23,793 Why didn'’t you get it? 63 00:02:23,862 --> 00:02:25,517 I'’m a lazy bum. 64 00:02:25,586 --> 00:02:27,482 It was Sabrina'’s vice principal. 65 00:02:27,551 --> 00:02:28,586 Is Sabrina in trouble? 66 00:02:28,655 --> 00:02:30,413 No. He wants to see me again. 67 00:02:30,482 --> 00:02:31,758 I can'’t believe it. 68 00:02:31,827 --> 00:02:34,034 Last time we went out, I pepper-sprayed him. 69 00:02:34,103 --> 00:02:35,827 Next time why Don'’t you try this: 70 00:02:35,896 --> 00:02:37,241 "I want to go home now"? 71 00:02:37,310 --> 00:02:38,344 Got a sec? 72 00:02:38,413 --> 00:02:40,620 Just one. I'’ve got a lecture to get to. 73 00:02:40,689 --> 00:02:42,000 Okay, i'’ll make this quick. 74 00:02:42,068 --> 00:02:44,344 What'’s the mystery of men? 75 00:02:44,413 --> 00:02:47,551 Let me get my calendar and clear the next decade. 76 00:02:47,620 --> 00:02:49,379 To truly learn how men think, 77 00:02:49,448 --> 00:02:50,827 you must be accepted by men. 78 00:02:50,896 --> 00:02:52,137 Which can'’t be done. 79 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:53,206 But you could try 80 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:55,206 a turn-yourself- into-a-boy spell. 81 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:56,620 We can do that? 82 00:02:56,689 --> 00:02:58,344 No, absolutely not. 83 00:02:58,413 --> 00:02:59,931 The last time she tried a boy spell, 84 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,241 she got lost for 50 years 85 00:03:01,310 --> 00:03:03,586 '’cause she refused to ask for directions. 86 00:03:03,655 --> 00:03:05,586 Sabrina, i'’m against it. 87 00:03:05,655 --> 00:03:08,000 No boy spells. Got it? 88 00:03:12,586 --> 00:03:14,586 Some snips... 89 00:03:14,655 --> 00:03:17,310 Some snails... 90 00:03:17,379 --> 00:03:18,655 Some puppy dog tails... 91 00:03:18,724 --> 00:03:19,620 Ugh! 92 00:03:19,689 --> 00:03:20,758 Synthetic. 93 00:03:20,827 --> 00:03:22,689 Add a drop of those. 94 00:03:22,758 --> 00:03:23,758 Ear of newt? 95 00:03:23,827 --> 00:03:24,758 Mm-hmm. 96 00:03:24,827 --> 00:03:26,862 There'’s a new one. 97 00:03:28,034 --> 00:03:29,931 "Boy brew." Drink it. 98 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,448 Now, if I drink this, 99 00:03:31,517 --> 00:03:34,275 will I have boy thoughts or my own thoughts? 100 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:36,241 You mostly have your own thoughts. 101 00:03:36,310 --> 00:03:38,310 You just look like the guy you would have been 102 00:03:38,379 --> 00:03:39,562 if one of your chromosomes lost a leg. 103 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:41,000 Okay, here goes. 104 00:03:43,965 --> 00:03:45,482 [ Burps loudly] 105 00:03:45,551 --> 00:03:46,586 Yikes. I am so sorry. 106 00:03:46,655 --> 00:03:47,655 Don'’t be. 107 00:03:47,724 --> 00:03:49,379 Just means that it'’s working. 108 00:03:49,448 --> 00:03:53,034 Really? I Don'’t feel any... 109 00:03:53,103 --> 00:03:55,000 [ Deep voice]: Different. 110 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,413 Whoa! 111 00:03:56,482 --> 00:03:59,310 Do I want to look at a mirror or is this too weird? 112 00:03:59,379 --> 00:04:00,551 Are you kidding? 113 00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:01,620 It'’s fabulous. 114 00:04:03,586 --> 00:04:05,172 Dude! 115 00:04:05,241 --> 00:04:07,413 Do you feel different? Yes and no. 116 00:04:07,482 --> 00:04:08,896 I still feel like me, 117 00:04:08,965 --> 00:04:11,137 but for some reason I also sense 118 00:04:11,206 --> 00:04:12,586 that sportscenteris on. 119 00:04:12,655 --> 00:04:14,862 Now, Sabrina, this is very important. 120 00:04:14,931 --> 00:04:17,689 Each boy brew only lasts two hours. 121 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:21,103 Gotcha. Hey, cool chronograph. 122 00:04:21,172 --> 00:04:24,241 Hey! I know what a chronograph is. 123 00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:25,551 [ Chuckles]: Cool. 124 00:04:25,620 --> 00:04:27,103 [ Door opens] 125 00:04:27,172 --> 00:04:29,413 Zelda: It'’s just me. 126 00:04:29,482 --> 00:04:31,724 Forgot my notes. 127 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:32,724 Bye. 128 00:04:32,793 --> 00:04:33,724 [ Sniffs] 129 00:04:33,793 --> 00:04:35,310 Do I smell sweat socks? 130 00:04:35,379 --> 00:04:36,862 No. I bought cheese. 131 00:04:36,931 --> 00:04:38,000 Bye. 132 00:04:41,275 --> 00:04:42,793 [ Whistles] 133 00:04:43,896 --> 00:04:44,896 Salem, my man. 134 00:04:44,965 --> 00:04:47,172 Whoa! Adolescence is not sitting 135 00:04:47,241 --> 00:04:48,344 well with you. 136 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:50,448 I'’m going to walk among you guys... 137 00:04:50,517 --> 00:04:51,931 See what makes you tick. 138 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,137 Freeze! 139 00:04:53,206 --> 00:04:55,793 Don'’t squirt that perfume 140 00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:58,758 unless you want to be a boy who gets beaten up. 141 00:04:58,827 --> 00:05:00,103 Man, that was close. 142 00:05:00,172 --> 00:05:02,172 Looking like a dude isn'’t enough. 143 00:05:02,241 --> 00:05:03,931 You have to think like a dude. 144 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:04,931 Picked a name? 145 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,620 Kirby? 146 00:05:06,689 --> 00:05:09,000 We'’re back to getting beaten up here. 147 00:05:20,517 --> 00:05:22,379 [ Loud burp] 148 00:05:24,206 --> 00:05:25,137 Hey, Valerie. 149 00:05:25,206 --> 00:05:26,206 Hey. 150 00:05:27,206 --> 00:05:28,517 Do I know you? 151 00:05:28,586 --> 00:05:29,931 Oh, right. 152 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,965 The name'’s... Jack. 153 00:05:32,034 --> 00:05:33,068 [ Chuckles] 154 00:05:33,137 --> 00:05:35,206 We sat next to each other one time 155 00:05:35,275 --> 00:05:39,068 when homerooms were combined for an assembly on the boer war. 156 00:05:39,137 --> 00:05:40,448 I Don'’t remember you. 157 00:05:40,517 --> 00:05:43,482 I Don'’t even remember that assembly. 158 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:45,000 It'’s nice to see you again. 159 00:05:45,068 --> 00:05:47,448 I hear some dudes are customizing some wheels. 160 00:05:47,517 --> 00:05:48,758 Don'’t want to be late. 161 00:05:48,827 --> 00:05:49,827 Right. 162 00:05:51,896 --> 00:05:53,517 Hey, did anyone say anything 163 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:56,137 about that war being on a test? 164 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:02,758 Sweet ride. You guys need a hand? 165 00:06:02,827 --> 00:06:03,896 Who'’s asking? 166 00:06:03,965 --> 00:06:04,896 My name'’s Jack. 167 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,793 I just transferred to westbridge. 168 00:06:06,862 --> 00:06:08,068 Hey, uh... 169 00:06:08,137 --> 00:06:09,448 Harvey kinkle. 170 00:06:09,517 --> 00:06:12,310 This is dalrymple, ramage and over there is baines. 171 00:06:12,379 --> 00:06:13,379 Jack what? 172 00:06:13,413 --> 00:06:14,517 Jack sprat... sky. 173 00:06:14,586 --> 00:06:16,793 Well, just Don'’t stand there, spratsky. 174 00:06:16,862 --> 00:06:18,793 Give kinkle a hand. 175 00:06:18,862 --> 00:06:21,482 [ Feminine voice]: I think he got his wrench 176 00:06:21,551 --> 00:06:23,310 stuck in his purse strap. 177 00:06:23,379 --> 00:06:24,827 [ All laughing] 178 00:06:24,896 --> 00:06:26,517 In his purse strap. 179 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:28,517 He got him. He got him. 180 00:06:28,586 --> 00:06:31,137 Hey, any of you clowns check the alternator? 181 00:06:31,206 --> 00:06:32,241 Good idea. 182 00:06:35,655 --> 00:06:38,000 So I told him that I felt the answer lies 183 00:06:38,068 --> 00:06:40,103 in magnetic resonance spectroscopy. 184 00:06:40,172 --> 00:06:41,655 And guess what he said. 185 00:06:41,724 --> 00:06:43,379 [ Doorbell chimes] 186 00:06:43,448 --> 00:06:44,448 I got it. 187 00:06:48,413 --> 00:06:49,413 It'’s him! 188 00:06:49,482 --> 00:06:51,034 Thought you turned him down? 189 00:06:51,103 --> 00:06:52,034 I did. 190 00:06:52,103 --> 00:06:53,586 He must be a resilient loser. 191 00:06:53,655 --> 00:06:56,241 I'’ll be your best friend if you tell him i'’m out. 192 00:06:56,310 --> 00:06:58,103 I'’d love to help you in your life 193 00:06:58,172 --> 00:07:01,275 if only you had feigned someinterest in mine. 194 00:07:01,344 --> 00:07:03,862 [ Doorbell chimes] 195 00:07:03,931 --> 00:07:06,068 Okay, Mr. Never-say-die. 196 00:07:06,137 --> 00:07:08,482 This calls for drastic measures. 197 00:07:16,862 --> 00:07:19,103 [ Burps] 198 00:07:22,344 --> 00:07:23,275 [ Sighs] 199 00:07:23,344 --> 00:07:24,344 Women. 200 00:07:30,137 --> 00:07:31,137 Yeah? 201 00:07:32,206 --> 00:07:35,068 Oh. I'’m here to see hilda. 202 00:07:35,137 --> 00:07:35,862 Says who? 203 00:07:35,931 --> 00:07:37,310 Says me. 204 00:07:37,379 --> 00:07:38,931 I mean, I say. 205 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,103 Who are you? 206 00:07:40,172 --> 00:07:42,275 Name'’s Sonny. 207 00:07:42,344 --> 00:07:46,413 I ride with the marbleheads out of, uh, marblehead. 208 00:07:46,482 --> 00:07:48,448 And you ain'’t seein'’ hilda! 209 00:07:48,517 --> 00:07:49,448 Excuse me. 210 00:07:49,517 --> 00:07:50,517 What?! 211 00:07:50,586 --> 00:07:53,241 Do you mind terribly if I ask why? 212 00:07:53,310 --> 00:07:55,206 '’cause she'’s my old lady, Poindexter. 213 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:58,413 Now, if I were you, i'’d make like a tail pipe and blow. 214 00:07:58,482 --> 00:08:02,310 Uh, I am terribly sorry about the misunderstanding. 215 00:08:02,379 --> 00:08:04,034 And may I say also 216 00:08:04,103 --> 00:08:07,689 that you people just did a swelljob at altamont. 217 00:08:07,758 --> 00:08:08,758 Good day. 218 00:08:09,827 --> 00:08:11,655 Keep walkin'’, four-eyes. 219 00:08:11,724 --> 00:08:12,827 Keep walkin'’. 220 00:08:14,517 --> 00:08:17,103 You guys check out Troy aikman last night? 221 00:08:17,172 --> 00:08:18,724 He is sohot. 222 00:08:18,793 --> 00:08:20,724 What'’s that supposed to mean? 223 00:08:20,793 --> 00:08:22,586 312 yards, four t.D.S, 224 00:08:22,655 --> 00:08:24,793 and no I.N.T.S. 225 00:08:24,862 --> 00:08:27,310 Yeah, what'’d you think I meant... His butt? 226 00:08:27,379 --> 00:08:28,310 [ All laugh] 227 00:08:28,379 --> 00:08:29,586 His butt. 228 00:08:29,655 --> 00:08:31,965 Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 229 00:08:32,034 --> 00:08:33,241 Harvey, you sick? 230 00:08:33,310 --> 00:08:34,827 [ Burps] 231 00:08:36,448 --> 00:08:37,689 [ Burps] 232 00:08:37,758 --> 00:08:40,137 No one is coming close to that. 233 00:08:40,206 --> 00:08:42,206 There was greatness there, and yet... 234 00:08:42,275 --> 00:08:44,275 [ Burps] 235 00:08:44,344 --> 00:08:46,137 Hey, spratsky, are you in? 236 00:08:46,206 --> 00:08:47,827 Yeah, let'’s see what you got. 237 00:08:50,793 --> 00:08:52,620 [ Gives tremendous belch] 238 00:08:56,758 --> 00:08:58,689 You'’re ready for the x-games. 239 00:08:58,758 --> 00:09:00,758 Hey, spratsky, we ought to hang out. 240 00:09:00,827 --> 00:09:02,034 How about tonight? 241 00:09:02,103 --> 00:09:04,413 Can'’t. Push-ups. 242 00:09:04,482 --> 00:09:05,793 D.? 243 00:09:05,862 --> 00:09:08,862 My dad'’s making me learn how to take inventory. 244 00:09:08,931 --> 00:09:10,655 Kinkle, what'’s your story? 245 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,896 I might be doing something with Valerie. 246 00:09:12,965 --> 00:09:15,413 [ Boys whooping] 247 00:09:21,620 --> 00:09:23,379 Sabrina: Harvey wants to date Valerie. 248 00:09:23,448 --> 00:09:25,034 Well, I thought you and Harvey did agree 249 00:09:25,103 --> 00:09:26,310 to see other people. 250 00:09:26,379 --> 00:09:28,172 Sure. Nitpick. 251 00:09:28,241 --> 00:09:30,482 You'’re positive he'’s going to ask her out. 252 00:09:30,551 --> 00:09:32,000 Salem, he told me to Jack'’s face. 253 00:09:32,068 --> 00:09:33,482 What am I going to do? 254 00:09:33,551 --> 00:09:34,862 Plan a: Mope. 255 00:09:34,931 --> 00:09:37,620 Plan b: Pick up the phone and beat him to the punch. 256 00:09:37,689 --> 00:09:39,448 I recommend the preemptive strike. 257 00:09:39,517 --> 00:09:41,000 It'’s how I took yugoslavia. 258 00:09:41,068 --> 00:09:43,172 I'’m not asking a girl out on a date. 259 00:09:43,241 --> 00:09:44,172 Not you. 260 00:09:44,241 --> 00:09:45,482 Jack. 261 00:09:45,551 --> 00:09:46,551 It'’s so unfair. 262 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,862 Why does the guy always have to call? 263 00:09:48,931 --> 00:09:51,310 This is one time when being a cat is better. 264 00:09:51,379 --> 00:09:53,517 Being in heat eliminates the guesswork. 265 00:09:53,586 --> 00:09:54,586 [ Phone rings] 266 00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:55,931 Valerie, what'’s up? 267 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,275 Who'’s this? 268 00:09:57,344 --> 00:09:59,034 Jack spratsky. 269 00:09:59,103 --> 00:10:00,379 Spratsky? 270 00:10:00,448 --> 00:10:02,620 Uh, remember, we met in the hall? 271 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:03,620 The boer war? 272 00:10:03,689 --> 00:10:04,862 Oh, yeah. 273 00:10:04,931 --> 00:10:07,241 Hey, do you think I could borrow your notes? 274 00:10:07,310 --> 00:10:08,586 I didn'’t take any. 275 00:10:08,655 --> 00:10:10,344 I was too busy looking at you. 276 00:10:10,413 --> 00:10:11,344 Really? 277 00:10:11,413 --> 00:10:12,620 Smooth. 278 00:10:12,689 --> 00:10:14,758 So, you want to go to the slicery with me tonight? 279 00:10:14,827 --> 00:10:16,103 Yeah, i'’d love to. 280 00:10:16,172 --> 00:10:17,103 Okay, 7:00. 281 00:10:17,172 --> 00:10:19,517 Be there. Ciao. 282 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:21,137 She said yes. 283 00:10:21,206 --> 00:10:22,931 And you said, "ciao." 284 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,172 I know. 285 00:10:24,241 --> 00:10:26,517 Ew, I have a date with a girl. 286 00:10:26,586 --> 00:10:29,172 [ Phone rings] 287 00:10:29,241 --> 00:10:30,482 Hello? 288 00:10:30,551 --> 00:10:34,275 Sabrina? You'’ll never guess who just asked me out. 289 00:10:34,344 --> 00:10:36,275 Go with the grain of your fur. 290 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,689 I mean beard. 291 00:10:40,275 --> 00:10:42,620 Salem: Dare I say it, Sabrina? 292 00:10:42,689 --> 00:10:44,344 You look fly. 293 00:10:44,413 --> 00:10:46,655 Salem, when was the last time you had a date? 294 00:10:46,724 --> 00:10:48,241 [ Sobbing] 295 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:49,241 Whoa, mama! 296 00:10:49,310 --> 00:10:50,827 Hearts will be broken. 297 00:10:50,896 --> 00:10:53,275 Can'’t believe how comfortable I am. 298 00:10:53,344 --> 00:10:55,344 I'’m never wearing a bra again. 299 00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:59,137 I can'’t believe you asked me out. 300 00:10:59,206 --> 00:11:01,275 I mean, I haven'’t had a date in a year. 301 00:11:01,344 --> 00:11:03,241 I mean, I never get asked out. 302 00:11:03,310 --> 00:11:05,862 This is not what a guy wants to hear. 303 00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:07,551 And second dates? Forget it. 304 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:09,448 You'’d think I had an unlisted number. 305 00:11:09,517 --> 00:11:10,517 I Don'’t. 306 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:12,482 It'’s the same number you called. 307 00:11:12,551 --> 00:11:14,448 So, I was just wondering, you know 308 00:11:14,517 --> 00:11:17,137 if anybody else asked you out for this weekend. 309 00:11:17,206 --> 00:11:19,689 You'’re not a very good listener, are you? 310 00:11:19,758 --> 00:11:22,103 Huh. So he didn'’t ask her out... 311 00:11:22,172 --> 00:11:23,103 Yet. 312 00:11:23,172 --> 00:11:24,172 Hey, val. 313 00:11:24,241 --> 00:11:26,241 Dude.dude. 314 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:28,620 I didn'’t expect to see you two out together. 315 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:30,275 Maybe I can scare him off. 316 00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:31,275 Excuse us. 317 00:11:31,344 --> 00:11:34,689 Sure. The place mat has games. 318 00:11:34,758 --> 00:11:37,482 Kinkle, I hope you Don'’t mind me asking Valerie out. 319 00:11:37,551 --> 00:11:38,655 No. It'’s cool. 320 00:11:38,724 --> 00:11:40,275 Good, because val and I 321 00:11:40,344 --> 00:11:41,965 are kind of going out now. 322 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:42,965 Oh, yeah? 323 00:11:43,034 --> 00:11:44,034 Yeah. 324 00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:45,586 But Don'’t tell val that. 325 00:11:45,655 --> 00:11:48,379 I mean, you know how they are when they get comfortable. 326 00:11:48,448 --> 00:11:49,482 Right. 327 00:11:49,551 --> 00:11:51,206 Well, i'’ll check you two later. 328 00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:53,000 You the man, kinkle. 329 00:11:56,551 --> 00:11:58,241 Oh, are we going Dutch? 330 00:11:58,310 --> 00:12:00,275 Because I only brought five dollars. 331 00:12:06,862 --> 00:12:08,379 I thought I got rid of you. 332 00:12:08,448 --> 00:12:11,758 Yes, well, this may be what we in the civilized world 333 00:12:11,827 --> 00:12:15,758 call "bad form," but I have to follow my heart. 334 00:12:15,827 --> 00:12:18,068 Well, did you have to follow it here? 335 00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:21,517 Look, I did not see a ring on hilda'’s finger. 336 00:12:21,586 --> 00:12:23,586 Therefore, I must conclude 337 00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,379 that it is open season. 338 00:12:25,448 --> 00:12:27,793 What if I told you we'’re common law in Montana? 339 00:12:27,862 --> 00:12:29,758 She can do better than some slob 340 00:12:29,827 --> 00:12:32,965 in a pair of chaps that haven'’t fit since Watergate. 341 00:12:33,034 --> 00:12:34,896 Hey, aren'’t you supposed to be home 342 00:12:34,965 --> 00:12:36,551 watching some musical on pbs? 343 00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:38,862 Shouldn'’t you be using your unemployment check 344 00:12:38,931 --> 00:12:40,103 to buy raisin Jack? 345 00:12:40,172 --> 00:12:42,137 Look, I am not going anywhere 346 00:12:42,206 --> 00:12:44,931 until you find hilda and let herdecide. 347 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,310 Don'’t waste your time; She'’s not worth it. 348 00:12:47,379 --> 00:12:49,103 Hey, that'’s enough. 349 00:12:49,172 --> 00:12:51,000 When hilda isn'’t spending my money, 350 00:12:51,068 --> 00:12:52,551 she'’s yapping all the time. 351 00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:54,413 You take that back. 352 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,172 Make me, haircut. 353 00:12:56,241 --> 00:12:58,068 I will. 354 00:12:58,137 --> 00:12:59,068 Hey. 355 00:12:59,137 --> 00:13:00,068 Uh-oh. 356 00:13:00,137 --> 00:13:01,275 That was my mother'’s. 357 00:13:01,344 --> 00:13:02,965 You'’re going down! 358 00:13:04,448 --> 00:13:06,517 This is better than pay-per-view. 359 00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:07,965 What does she see 360 00:13:08,034 --> 00:13:10,793 in a slow-witted endomorph like you? 361 00:13:10,862 --> 00:13:14,000 There is more to love than book learning. 362 00:13:14,068 --> 00:13:16,241 Well, I rue the day we met. 363 00:13:16,310 --> 00:13:18,103 What is going on?! Time out! 364 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,103 Break it up! 365 00:13:19,172 --> 00:13:20,448 Time out! 366 00:13:20,517 --> 00:13:22,931 Who are you, and what are you doing in my house?! 367 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,275 Oh, dear lord, it'’s you. 368 00:13:25,344 --> 00:13:26,793 He started it! 369 00:13:26,862 --> 00:13:27,862 Did not. 370 00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:32,068 Look, you want me to call the police? 371 00:13:32,137 --> 00:13:34,517 Because I have a very good feeling 372 00:13:34,586 --> 00:13:36,379 about some outstanding warrants. 373 00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:38,034 That won'’t be necessary. 374 00:13:38,103 --> 00:13:39,034 All right. 375 00:13:39,103 --> 00:13:40,896 In that case, I will go. 376 00:13:40,965 --> 00:13:43,379 Please give my regards to hilda. 377 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,517 And next time 378 00:13:44,586 --> 00:13:46,551 i'’m pulling your ponytail, Suzy. 379 00:13:49,655 --> 00:13:52,172 Did you have to stop it, Zelda? 380 00:13:52,241 --> 00:13:54,655 I had ten bucks on biker boy. 381 00:13:54,724 --> 00:13:56,655 Why is it, every time you'’re a boy, 382 00:13:56,724 --> 00:13:59,896 you have to start a fight? 383 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:01,931 So how'’d your big date go? 384 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,482 Great. We totally hit it off. 385 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:04,896 I think he really likes me. 386 00:14:04,965 --> 00:14:06,827 That'’s great because, you know, 387 00:14:06,896 --> 00:14:09,000 I know a lot of times on first dates, 388 00:14:09,068 --> 00:14:11,241 I make the mistake of talking too much 389 00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:14,275 or acting really desperate or putting myself down. 390 00:14:14,344 --> 00:14:15,793 You shouldn'’t do that. 391 00:14:17,344 --> 00:14:19,068 Okay, i'’ll try better next time. 392 00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:20,137 Refill? 393 00:14:20,172 --> 00:14:21,172 Sure. 394 00:14:23,724 --> 00:14:25,103 Hey, val. 395 00:14:25,172 --> 00:14:27,448 You want to go to the slicery with me tonight? 396 00:14:27,517 --> 00:14:28,689 I'’d love to. 397 00:14:28,758 --> 00:14:30,724 Cool. Pick you up at 7:00? 398 00:14:30,793 --> 00:14:31,793 Cool. 399 00:14:34,137 --> 00:14:36,068 Hey, do you mind 400 00:14:36,137 --> 00:14:38,344 if I go to the slicery with Harvey tonight? 401 00:14:38,413 --> 00:14:39,482 He asked you out? 402 00:14:39,551 --> 00:14:42,172 Oh, no. I should have asked you first. 403 00:14:42,241 --> 00:14:43,241 No, it'’s okay. 404 00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:45,965 Harvey and I are seeing other people. 405 00:14:46,034 --> 00:14:46,965 It'’s just... 406 00:14:47,034 --> 00:14:49,275 I thought you were dating Jack. 407 00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:52,103 I can juggle two guys. 408 00:14:52,172 --> 00:14:53,896 Wow, two guys. 409 00:14:53,965 --> 00:14:57,137 This new deodorant rocks. 410 00:14:57,206 --> 00:14:58,862 I Don'’t know what feels worse... 411 00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:01,965 Valerie dating Harvey or Valerie dumping Jack. 412 00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:03,689 I guess i'’m just not ready 413 00:15:03,758 --> 00:15:05,724 to see Harvey date other people. 414 00:15:05,793 --> 00:15:07,793 Want some advice, man to man? 415 00:15:07,862 --> 00:15:08,965 I'’ll try anything. 416 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:11,482 Go to the slicery and Mark your territory. 417 00:15:11,551 --> 00:15:14,724 That may be the cat talking, but it works either way. 418 00:15:34,724 --> 00:15:36,517 This must be your lucky night. 419 00:15:36,586 --> 00:15:37,965 How do you figure? 420 00:15:38,034 --> 00:15:39,586 Senior i'’m dating got grounded, 421 00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:41,068 so you get the privilege 422 00:15:41,137 --> 00:15:43,793 of escorting me into the slicery. 423 00:15:43,862 --> 00:15:45,724 Just chew with your mouth closed 424 00:15:45,793 --> 00:15:48,000 and Don'’t let my diet coke go empty. 425 00:15:48,068 --> 00:15:49,655 I can handle that. 426 00:15:49,724 --> 00:15:52,068 Little did you know you'’d be on a date with me. 427 00:15:52,137 --> 00:15:54,517 Little did youknow. 428 00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:57,448 You short guys should wear a sign. 429 00:16:05,413 --> 00:16:07,379 Come on. I want to play "alley fight" 430 00:16:07,448 --> 00:16:09,965 before the eighth graders get the buttons all sticky. 431 00:16:10,034 --> 00:16:11,965 Here'’s a quarter. 432 00:16:12,034 --> 00:16:14,310 Go get yourself something pretty. 433 00:16:14,379 --> 00:16:15,379 Very funny. 434 00:16:22,344 --> 00:16:25,689 [ Tinkling] 435 00:16:29,172 --> 00:16:31,655 I mean, I never get asked out. 436 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:32,896 Never. 437 00:16:32,965 --> 00:16:35,448 I mean, there was one time when a guy who works for my dad... 438 00:16:35,517 --> 00:16:36,862 I wish you would learn 439 00:16:36,931 --> 00:16:40,344 that it'’s never a good idea to turn yourself into a boy. 440 00:16:40,413 --> 00:16:42,172 Oh, there was no harm done... 441 00:16:42,241 --> 00:16:44,965 Except for those four cheese steaks I ate. 442 00:16:45,034 --> 00:16:46,103 [ Doorbell chimes] 443 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,034 Why Don'’t iget rid of Mr. Kraft 444 00:16:48,103 --> 00:16:49,896 before we'’re featured on cops? 445 00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,310 No, that'’s okay. 446 00:16:51,379 --> 00:16:54,862 I'’m kind of starting to like him. 447 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,551 Well, he fought to defend my honor. 448 00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,655 Hello, hilda. 449 00:16:59,724 --> 00:17:01,965 Come on in, slugger. 450 00:17:02,034 --> 00:17:04,758 Sorry I missed you before, 451 00:17:04,827 --> 00:17:06,896 but, uh, here I am. 452 00:17:06,965 --> 00:17:07,965 Yep. 453 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,482 But i'’m actually here to see Sonny. 454 00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:14,482 I just want to apologize for the donnybrook 455 00:17:14,551 --> 00:17:16,896 and maybe buy him a beer. 456 00:17:16,965 --> 00:17:17,758 I'’ll go with you. 457 00:17:17,827 --> 00:17:19,034 Oh, boy 458 00:17:19,103 --> 00:17:20,689 that would still be 459 00:17:20,758 --> 00:17:22,896 my first choice, but no. 460 00:17:22,965 --> 00:17:25,517 I have to clear the air with Sonny. 461 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:28,344 Otherwise I won'’t feel right or safe. 462 00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:32,034 So if he'’s not here, I guess i'’ll just be going. 463 00:17:32,103 --> 00:17:33,827 Oh, he'’s here. 464 00:17:33,896 --> 00:17:35,103 Yes, he'’s in the dining room. 465 00:17:35,172 --> 00:17:37,310 I just fixed him a plate of Turkey. 466 00:17:37,379 --> 00:17:38,379 Zelda. 467 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,551 Hilda, there'’s no harm. 468 00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,551 Then I guess 469 00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:43,620 i'’ll get him. 470 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,551 How have you been? 471 00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:49,758 Good. I'’m good. 472 00:17:49,827 --> 00:17:50,827 [ Loud belch] 473 00:17:50,896 --> 00:17:52,689 Hilda: Sonny, that'’s disgusting. 474 00:17:52,758 --> 00:17:55,896 Sonny: Well, you won'’t be hearing it much longer. 475 00:17:55,965 --> 00:17:57,000 Hey, man. 476 00:17:57,068 --> 00:17:59,310 What it is and what it ought to be. 477 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,000 Absolutely. 478 00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:02,827 Um, brewski? 479 00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:04,137 We'’ll take my hog. 480 00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:09,137 So, I guess we'’re back to never... 481 00:18:09,206 --> 00:18:11,206 Jack, I Don'’t know what you'’re talking about. 482 00:18:11,275 --> 00:18:12,586 I can'’t hear the ocean. 483 00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:13,931 Keep trying. It'’s amazing. 484 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,206 Harvey: Yeah, "never'’s" a really long 485 00:18:16,275 --> 00:18:17,896 time to go without a date. 486 00:18:17,965 --> 00:18:20,517 Listen, there'’s something kind of personal 487 00:18:20,586 --> 00:18:22,344 I need to talk to you about. 488 00:18:22,413 --> 00:18:23,793 What is it? 489 00:18:23,862 --> 00:18:26,310 [ Static] 490 00:18:26,379 --> 00:18:27,310 Forget it. 491 00:18:27,379 --> 00:18:28,379 Mine'’s broken. 492 00:18:30,344 --> 00:18:33,517 Here. Try the hot sauce. 493 00:18:45,965 --> 00:18:47,344 Get a grip. 494 00:18:47,413 --> 00:18:49,827 Big boys Don'’t cry. 495 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:51,482 Oh, hey. 496 00:18:51,551 --> 00:18:53,344 Hey, kinkle. 497 00:18:53,413 --> 00:18:55,724 Jack, are you crying? 498 00:18:55,793 --> 00:18:58,034 No. I just got a wicked whiff 499 00:18:58,103 --> 00:19:00,206 of some of that pine disinfectant. 500 00:19:00,275 --> 00:19:01,172 Drag. 501 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:03,586 So, uh, how'’s your date going? 502 00:19:03,655 --> 00:19:05,517 Oh, it'’s not a date. 503 00:19:05,586 --> 00:19:07,103 Can you keep a secret, sprat-man? 504 00:19:07,172 --> 00:19:08,172 Sure. 505 00:19:10,172 --> 00:19:12,724 I just wanted to talk to Valerie about Sabrina. 506 00:19:12,793 --> 00:19:13,586 You did? 507 00:19:13,655 --> 00:19:15,965 Yeah. She and I used to go out. 508 00:19:16,034 --> 00:19:18,448 We'’re still tight, but lately... 509 00:19:18,517 --> 00:19:19,448 I Don'’t know. 510 00:19:19,517 --> 00:19:21,482 Sometimes I just miss her. 511 00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,413 Maybe you should tell Sabrina. 512 00:19:23,482 --> 00:19:25,068 No. We decided 513 00:19:25,137 --> 00:19:28,482 to slow down and if I told her, she'’d feel pressured. 514 00:19:28,551 --> 00:19:29,896 I Don'’t want to do that. 515 00:19:29,965 --> 00:19:32,241 Harvey, you'’re the coolest. 516 00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:35,379 It iskind of piney in here, isn'’t it? 517 00:19:35,448 --> 00:19:37,068 [ Voice breaking]: Yeah. 518 00:19:37,137 --> 00:19:39,551 A little word of warning, Jack: 519 00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:40,965 Your mascara'’s running. 520 00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,862 Oh, no. Girl stuff. 521 00:19:44,931 --> 00:19:47,241 Personally, I Don'’t have a problem with it 522 00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:48,896 but the guys will be on you. 523 00:19:48,965 --> 00:19:51,241 [ Normal voice]: Thanks, brother. 524 00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:52,827 [ Deep voice]: Got to go. 525 00:19:52,896 --> 00:19:53,965 Nice chronograph. 526 00:20:03,586 --> 00:20:06,034 My right side really shouldn'’t be in here. 527 00:20:07,724 --> 00:20:08,724 Oh, please wear off. 528 00:20:08,758 --> 00:20:12,379 Please wear off. Please wear off. 529 00:20:16,413 --> 00:20:18,413 Oh, i'’m glad to be back. 530 00:20:18,482 --> 00:20:20,137 Ooh, i'’d better hurry. 531 00:20:20,206 --> 00:20:22,724 Hey, Libby, looking for someone? 532 00:20:22,793 --> 00:20:24,551 Jack'’s been in the bathroom forever. 533 00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:25,896 You'’d think he was a girl. 534 00:20:25,965 --> 00:20:27,000 Sorry, Libby, 535 00:20:27,068 --> 00:20:29,068 but I saw Jack leave ten minutes ago. 536 00:20:29,137 --> 00:20:30,275 Sprat split? 537 00:20:30,344 --> 00:20:33,068 I listened to pepper for him. 538 00:20:33,137 --> 00:20:35,551 Doesn'’t he know who I am? 539 00:20:37,172 --> 00:20:38,724 Hey, Sabrina, over here. 540 00:20:38,793 --> 00:20:40,827 Come have a seat.Val. Hey, Harvey. 541 00:20:40,896 --> 00:20:41,827 Hey. 542 00:20:41,896 --> 00:20:42,931 You know what? 543 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,172 I almost forgot. 544 00:20:44,241 --> 00:20:46,620 I have to bring some scungili home for my dad. 545 00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:48,034 Will you two excuse me? 546 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,862 What'’s scungili? 547 00:20:50,931 --> 00:20:52,827 I Don'’t know. Want to try some? 548 00:20:52,896 --> 00:20:53,931 Yeah. 549 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,310 Sabrina, you'’re the only girl I know 550 00:20:56,379 --> 00:20:58,482 with the guts to try gross food. 551 00:20:58,551 --> 00:21:00,379 You know what'’s really gross? 552 00:21:00,448 --> 00:21:01,620 Pus. 553 00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:06,965 So, was it worth it? 554 00:21:07,034 --> 00:21:08,793 Yep. I learned the mystery 555 00:21:08,862 --> 00:21:10,206 of men is no mystery. 556 00:21:10,275 --> 00:21:12,620 What they'’re thinking is what they'’re eating. 557 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,310 Any more pork rinds? 558 00:21:14,379 --> 00:21:15,482 I ate them. 559 00:21:15,551 --> 00:21:17,482 When will this male behavior stop? 560 00:21:17,551 --> 00:21:20,068 Soon. By tomorrow, you'’ll be a total priss. 561 00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:21,137 Oh, come on! 562 00:21:21,172 --> 00:21:22,448 You have to catch that! 563 00:21:22,517 --> 00:21:23,586 He quit on the ball! 564 00:21:23,655 --> 00:21:24,724 He heard footsteps. 565 00:21:24,793 --> 00:21:26,275 If you can'’t take a hit, 566 00:21:26,344 --> 00:21:29,137 if you Don'’t want to pay the price, go play soccer. 567 00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:30,448 Am I right, ladies? 568 00:21:30,517 --> 00:21:31,310 Dude. 569 00:21:31,379 --> 00:21:33,793 Just call me buzz.